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(no subject) [Sep. 4th, 2006|08:30 pm]
The Ramble
oli_oli_oxnfree
[Current Location |bathroom]
[mood |sicksick]
[music |toilet flushing]

So. Yes. It would seem that certain endeavors I've taken recently have led to my-......
*ahem* Have led my current condition. And since I'm just in that right sorta mind-set of morbid-ness, a poll.

Poll #814052 The parasite in my gut.

Should we let it grow?

That's funny. You're funny.
2(25.0%)
ABORT. I REPEAT: ABORT.
0(0.0%)
Can we keep it mommy please?
3(37.5%)
We could save money on gorceries if we just...
1(12.5%)
WHUT BABY?
2(25.0%)

If you agreed to the last question...what would should we name it?

Fluffy
1(12.5%)
Bitch
0(0.0%)
Hey Kid
3(37.5%)
something good and sensible like Simon or Donna
3(37.5%)
WHUT BABY?
1(12.5%)
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Health question! [Sep. 2nd, 2006|09:04 am]
The Ramble
oli_oli_oxnfree
[Current Location |my room]
[mood |uncomfortableuncomfortable]
[music |soccer news]

Hey Vivian-- Not meaning to sound rude toward your wife (he is a very beautiful and nice...man) but do you know if he puts anything weird in his pancakes? I've been spending the last couple of mornings puking my guts and I think it's because of something I ate...I've also got these weird spots on me. AND I'm tired as hell all the time. Does food poisoning cover all that? Do you know, Genji? I hope it's nothing serious, ya know!
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a belated introduction... [Aug. 21st, 2006|06:42 pm]
The Ramble
cussing_sparrow
[Current Location |the front parlor]
[mood |complacentcomplacent]
[music |water running somewhere]

Friends, Romans, individuals of doubtful sex, lend me your ears, for I have delayed this too long.

There has been another new addition to our cast of characters: my own bride, the Mhirai. He will be filling the office of household cook, and I expect you to conduct yourselves like proper gentlemen in his presence. If any of you have questions about what this entails, I would be delighted to give you a thorough briefing.
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For the Sake of Propriety. [Aug. 11th, 2006|04:51 pm]
The Ramble
psychopompously
[Current Location |my room]
[mood |calmcalm]
[music |rain]

I am about to speak of things which I know do not concern me, and which anyways do not interest me in the least. The problem is they have been brought to my attention by certain of my communicants, and I cannot very well ignore them now, my peace of mind (and stomach) being imperiled.

I believe I am within my rights to request that such 'inmates' of this institution as partake of certain nocturnal amusements, the nature of which I should not need to delve into, confine their 'activities' to their respective bedrooms.

I must also note that the long table in the formal dining room is in need of immediate attention with a scrub-brush, water and lye (or a stronger cleaning solution if one exists).
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For him. [Aug. 4th, 2006|01:11 am]
The Ramble
drinking_song
[Current Location |kitchen]
[mood |peacefulpeaceful]
[music |Kai and Niccolo talking]

Uhm, so, heh , that thing I said the other night...I want to apologize for it.

And make myself more clear.

for ChinookCollapse )
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A problem. [Aug. 1st, 2006|09:06 pm]
The Ramble
heretic_cleric
[Current Location |celler 8]
[mood |curiouscurious]

So my Masters may or may not have noticed that despite Master Compton's recent "declaration" of love, he has, it seems, left the premises. I do not know how he did this, but nevertheless, he must be found. If he has indeed escaped the house, we should discover his method of departure, or if he ever even left in the first place. But as it is, if I cannot find Master Compton, there is little hope for...recovery.

Should anyone have any clues as to his whereabouts, this humble one asks them to reveal them.
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things rh q thatt i want to saay [Jul. 23rd, 2006|09:19 pm]
The Ramble
drinking_song
[Current Location |peoplele tallking]
[mood |drunkdrunk]
[music |my room]

I am completetetely sloshed at the time in point . and and well, I was just going to want to say that shit I jsut spileed whiosley all ocer my shirt
No, actually it was thatt, Chinook, i can't think of annyother way pf telling you but i love you. I love you soo much I just want you8 and it's killing mee inside i had to to telll youu and i wwant to
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Hello [Jul. 15th, 2006|12:03 pm]
The Ramble
psychopompously
[mood |calmcalm]
[music |water running somewhere]

My name is Aldon Baynes. You may call me Aldon, I don't care for nicknames. I have been living in the attic, and I introduce myself now to save the rest of you worrying about an unexplained presence above your heads. I admit I am difficult to get on with, but we shall do all right as long as I am allowed a certain amount of privacy.

I ought to mention also that I see and communicate with spirits. Before you suggest I seek mental help, let me assure you that extensive and devastating acts of therapy have already been performed upon my brain and nerves, and anything further would be quite unsustainable.
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Lack o f things [Jul. 3rd, 2006|10:14 pm]
The Ramble
maroonboy
[Current Location |kitchen]
[mood |frustratedfrustrated]
[music |Oliver and Chinook talking]

Three things:

1: I can't find Genji anywhere, and my laundry isn't getting done and the sheets on my bed are like three days old. Anyone know where the fuck he went?

2: We still don't have a cook, which is a severe crotch-shot now that maid guy is missing. I seriously cannot eat pudding cups forever.

3: Has anyone felt like they're being watched lately? What the hell is with all the weird shit all of a sudden?
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May as well tell [Jul. 3rd, 2006|01:06 pm]
The Ramble
oli_oli_oxnfree
[Current Location |my room]
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]

Yes I am a girl. But for most of my life I have felt like a boy, and have always been more comfortable being cnosidered one. I wasn't touched as a child or raised differently; it's just like I was...born in the wrong body, or something. Thanks for understanding.
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