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Sparrow's Nuts? [Sep. 15th, 2006|12:48 am]
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All right, Baynesiver. You two need to tell me exactly what it is you've done to Vivian, because frankly I'm worried. Ever since this baby/wedding stuff started, he's been going around muttering about 'inauspiciousness' and 'Si Ayembe' and the 'Calendar of Madness' and making funny hand signs. And he also seems to be hoarding round objects. And he won't have sex with me. Obviously something is amiss here.

From: drinking_song
2006-09-15 10:40 pm (UTC)
Won't have sex with you? There's something amiss about this?
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From: hes_unimpressed
2006-09-16 03:50 am (UTC)
Actually, yes. He's usually pretty good about that sort of thing.
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From: i_am_chinook
2006-09-16 03:57 am (UTC)
Leave the poor guy alone, he's obviously just delusional. Or religious. Either one.
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From: hes_unimpressed
2006-09-16 03:59 am (UTC)
Nookers, as usual I find it amusing that you purport to know anything about ANYTHING. And besides, if I stopped pursuing Sparrow I'd still have to fuck someone, wouldn't I?
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From: i_am_chinook
2006-09-16 04:01 am (UTC)
It probably wouldn't kill you to take a break. Or fuck the guy who actually, you know, LIKES you.
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